Sentence: four month custodial sentence suspended for 18 months
Paul Lovell stripped to his socks and shoes in a field next to Tottenham’s new training ground and attempted to insert his penis into a cow’s mouth. When the cow moved away, he tried to have sex with a sheep from behind. Witnesses, including Lawrence Stephen and his girlfriend, observed the incident on an unspecified date in January and reported it to the police, leading to Lovell’s arrest. He was found with an adult nappy in his bag and claimed he was merely chasing sheep away while sleeping.